Seriously…to all the fellow fat guys out there…don’t jump in freezing water with like an inch thick layer of ice! What were you expecting there fatty? You body to keep you warm with all that fat? But at least you made sure your undies were pulled up when you finally made it to shore! Thanks…really appreciate you thinking about me gouging my eyes out if i saw your wang.

Here is why..

I had faith in you Gearbox. After years of delays with 3dRealms and the turd they laid…is it now your turn to be the butt of the joke? I don’t care how much game footage or how many people played the game at PAX East. A delay? Again? And you are making a big joke about it!

There is no interest from me to play that game any longer. I had bought in to the hype after much resistance. Planned a day off from work to play DNF. Planning a major upgrade to my PC because that is the ONLY system DNF should be played on. It was ripped from my hands again with another DELAY!

Duke Nukem is my all time favorite IP that just gets shit on. 3d Realms shut down and I gave up my old website. Again, I have lost confidence in the industry. How can one of the most iconic characters in gaming get no respect?

I know…a month…waited this long blah blah blah. I’m not waiting any longer. Whos to say that it won’t be delayed again? Gearbox! How could you fuck this up? Announced May 3rd…with the history…in my mind…you are now part of the joke that is DNF.

I’m done. No more Gearbox games…no Duke Nukem…ever. At this point…I don’t even want to play any games.

Thanks.

Love, Duke’s “former” #1 Fan

Look…to all the fattys out there…stop putting yourself on YouTube. If you do go on YouTube…have the decency to wear a shirt. I know there is a nitch out there that likes seeing you all sweaty and fat. But then to use the editing tools to speed up and slow down the video??

We talked about this on the podcast this week. Although the hologramish technology is cool, Hatsune Miku and her fake self is sweeping Japan.

I have no idea why the Japanese like this so much. 16 years old…school girlish…long blue hair…gotcha….so maybe this is normal for them considering the rest of the porn and shit they have there. This just in though…they are thinking of converting this chic to speak english. Sorry, just doesn’t fit here and anyone that does want this stupid shit here…I may murder you….

(not really.)

OH…I should be typing up a post here…..Ummm….Elmo….Katy Perry…bouncy….breast. OK so Katy shot a skit on Sesame Street. Innocent enough…

So Elmo apparently had an erection the whole time during that skit and it will not be shown on Sesame Street. Instead it is ALL over Youtube and the News. A lot of good that did. You think kids won’t see this? You think they haven’t already? It isn’t that revealing and it was awesome that Katy wanted to take time from her schedule to do this…how many other celebrities that have breast like hers would do this and contain them like she did with that outfit? Well, she already is making fun of it on SNL…

OK, so this post is now completed…excuse me while I break out the lotion….

It’s been a while…

If you have a camera for your PC, that doesn’t mean you HAVE to post something on YouTube. And if you look like this lady…at least show us some boobs…. /barf!

It’s funny but I do take a offense to “if Nascar is a sport…” So silly…..

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions and beliefs in our country…but when you protest things like funerals of fall soldiers or Geek festivals….who is really going to take you seriously?

Comic-Con 2010 is on this week and Westboro Church decided to…protest. Geeks being geeks…protested in their own way.